The Bed

backshots on the edge of the bed >

— zoe princess. (@wannabeash2) February 16, 2018

What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed?

Oh sheet.

— PUNS (@ThePunnyWorld) February 16, 2018

Want to spice things up? Instead of rose petals on the bed, sprinkle bitcoins.

— Ashley Mayer (@ashleymayer) February 15, 2018

Marrying an Asian? So I can hoover the bed for hair everyday? LOOOOL

— Peakyfuckingblinders (@ayxn__) February 14, 2018

Wow the bed really looking like tonight’s move😀

— Nadia⌛️ (@ItsNadia_Ew) February 16, 2018

Always check under the bed!! 😱😱😱

— James Mitchell ILW (@iloveweirdtweet) February 16, 2018

We gone break the bed!! You gone get this head, bitch just spread your legs

— ✴BᄂΛᄃKMIᄂK ✴™③②①ⓚ💯 (@BlackMilk_69x) February 15, 2018

V v bad boys today. Fighting in car c10mins, trip abandoned, put them in rooms + confiscations. Hubby couldn’t find wee one. I thought he was in bed, as He put book above duvet & big teddy under. But, was in room of his arch enemy, spent his sentence under the bed! Wee feckers!

— Citizen TammyVBS #763 (@ToALouse) February 19, 2018

Peeing the bed is cool

— Colton (@ColtonHayes13) February 18, 2018

Think somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning... 😳

— SaraBeth (@SBSwags) February 18, 2018

yuta

-still flirts like he's trying to make you his
-blatantly embarrassing
-thot
-leaves wet towels on the bed
-often offers to make dinner
-can't cook
-but don't tell him that
-walks around the house in his underwear
-complains that it's cold

— hyunbin bhai lovebot (@jjhblues) February 16, 2018

Snacks taste better when eaten in the bed.

— Lil Suzi Vert (@LovedByBrittany) February 19, 2018

Just trying to make the bed...#SundayMorning #AttackMode #LifeWithCats

— Cole & Marmalade (@ColeTheBlackCat) February 18, 2018

When you can't believe how comfortable the bed is

— Baby Animal Vids 🐶 (@BBAnimaIVids) February 18, 2018